Probably best to read this one.
A Bat Signal to Scientists Everywhere
The Art of Not Sucking at Self-Improvement
C U Next Tuesday
If you’re reading this, keep it to yourself.
My girlfriend has debilitating hiccups.
It knows all 3 of your moves.
Too low, and you're dragging. But too high, and you’re always wishing for more.
Did you fall from heaven? Because that explains your face.
